Friday, September 16, 2005
20 SPOT the NOTS
- contributed by a fellow reader wants to remain un-named.
Thank you for your insightful contribution!
Basically, there are too many different types of men in irc. These different faces of men, spotted by one of our readers are all listed below. Some of them are pretty humourous and make you go "hey! yeah! thats true!"
Read on!
1. Desperatos - Guys who wan gf badly without actual understanding of real love. Some just break up with gf
then straight away try to find new ones using their "sad cases" to win sympathy
2. Sickos - Guys who wan girls' stuff like panties
3. Bastards - Guys who target on young primary or secondary school girls
4. Sugar Daddies - Guys who got too many spare cash and seeking pleasure (usually target on girls 10 yrs
younger than them)
5. Actors - Wolves in sheep clothes
6. Plotters - Pretend as girls to intro themselves to other openminded girls
7. Gigglo Weaklings - Guys who only interested in older women, and they basically just want to spend women
money without working
8. CMI* Hunks - Guys who think they are so suave and muscular or whatever and that all girls must like them
* CMI= abreviation for singlish term "cannot make it"
9. Gonecases - Guys who only have sex in their minds forever, everything they do is related to sex
10. Attention Seekers - Guys who are already pervertic to an extreme that they want to share their perverticacts with certain type of audience
11. Yandao Fling Seekers - Guys who are really goodlooking, got nice cars and good command of English
-very popular among girls but they only out for flings and "free of charge" one night stands and no commitment of real love
12. Perverts - Guys who only like to chat dirty and do dirty things with girls
13. Gays - Do I need to say more? =p
14. Ah Beng Kias - Guys who can only scold vulgar very fluently such as KNNCB or FU but their english in conversations really turn you off
15. Intelligent Scholars - Guys who forever look down on girls, who only seek for intelligent pretty women to match their status before they chat
16. Boring Dudes - Guys who chat on boring topics such as politics and economics, asking your father, mother or even your pet mouse!
17.
Shy Nerds - Guys who just start on becoming a sicko or pervert, they usually chat decent but they try to ask the girls more dirty questions in slower pace as they aren't bold enough to do so
18.
Lame Jokers - Guys who have group of friends to chat with them in main channel so they don't usually seek private chats. They usually like to tease the girls in main
19.
The God Sister seekers - Guys who are out there finding god sisters but usually with bad motives. Why? Cos they can get intimate with god sisters by hugging or kissing them as a god brother
20.
Experienced Chatters - Guys who are already victims before so they are very careful in showing off their new identities.
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