In this chat log, we chatted up with a guy who asked us to be his girlfriend. We protrayed ourselves as the clingy diseased girlfriend; "which girl you talking to! why you not chatting here! why take so long to respond?!"
we had a good laugh, we hope u will have one too.
Victim 34: Be my boyfriend forever and ever....and ever Session Start: Mon Sep 12 20:06:57 2005 [Kenny] hi <*****> hi [Kenny] 25 m chn [Kenny] u? <*****> 36f [Kenny] ok [Kenny] u single? <*****> yeah [Kenny] gd [Kenny] me loking for seriosu gf [Kenny] if u mind then it is ok <*****> serious gf? [Kenny] yes <*****> u dun have one now? [Kenny] no [Kenny] me now single [Kenny] why? <*****> oh <*****> okok [Kenny] weight [Kenny> height <*****> 56kg [Kenny] height? <*****> 158 [Kenny] ok can lar [Kenny] wher u stay? <*****> tanjong kebau <*****> near selegie area [Kenny] i see [Kenny] hm... [Kenny] so u wan a serius bf? <*****> but u dunno me [Kenny] well i take my chances [Kenny] u keen? <*****> do u haf diseases? [Kenny] no <*****> oh ok <*****> oh no.. <*****> this no gd if u wan us to be serious [Kenny] why oh no? [Kenny] why ler? <*****> cos if we serious we can never break up and have to be with each other forever <*****> you cannot spend late nights out wif your friends etc only report to me, if you don't, i will call your phone and call and call until you pick up! <*****> no touching other girls and going drinking with your guy friends [Kenny] sure why not? [Kenny] why not <*****> if any girls call u, you must tell me [Kenny] but can touch u rite <*****> no lying <*****> can can [Kenny] ok [Kenny] but can i touch u? [Kenny] halo <*****> u must touch my heart wif many gifts and sweet things so i will fall in love and live happily ever after [Kenny] u say i canot touch other gals [Kenny] ok lor <*****> cannot touch other girls [Kenny] but me younger than u [Kenny] u mind? <*****> no touch other girls [Kenny] ok [Kenny] then can touch u lor [Kenny] rite? <*****> no problem [Kenny] ok [Kenny] u mind i younger than u <*****> but me got std, you mind? <*****> hep b also [Kenny] wat u mean? <*****> I got STD [Kenny] wat is std? <*****> i got gonorrhea [Kenny] wat is that? <*****> and hepeititis B [Kenny] sexual transmitted disease? <*****> u dunno? its a kind of sexually transmitted disease [Kenny] how u get it? <*****> my exbf gave me <*****> u mind? [Kenny] then u nvr go see doctor? <*****> see already...STD cannot be cured [Kenny>]well who say [Kenny] take jab and medicine can mah <*****> nope, its deadly. [Kenny] u can go see doctor meh why? <*****> if you dun mind nvm we can still be together! [Kenny] he hav sex with u always ? <*****> i cant find a bf since i have std <*****> now i have you <*****> i m so lucky!!! muackzz [Kenny] wait [Kenny] i canot hav sex wiht u ok [Kenny] if not i hav it <*****> no, he had std from someone then he got it and he pass to me <*****> no sex? you dun love me? you dun wanna makee love to me? [Kenny] i kaana too [Kenny] how cme he nvr know? [Kenny] hwo can i do that [Kenny] u pass to me how <*****> std cannot be detected easily <*****> people who are affected only get their first symptom 5 yrs later [Kenny] i say if i kana how? [Kenny] u hav been hav having sex with yr ex for how long? <*****> nvm, since u serious about me and love me then u will wanna have the disease and die with me also <*****> TILL DEATH DO US PART <*****> so romantic! <*****> like romeo and juliet [Kenny] hey dun be crazy ok [Kenny] i dun wan die so young <*****> i thought u wanna be serious wif me <*****> why u hurting me now? if you serious, you will wanna share my pains too. [Kenny] yes but no die [Kenny] u hav std [Kenny] i dun wan that <*****> i cant believe u are dumping me from the start [Kenny] since when we start? [Kenny] haiz.. <*****> we started when u say u wanna be serious wif me [Kenny] i can be [Kenny] but i dunw an die so young [Kenny] ok [Kenny] not std <*****> ok, but you say injection and medicine can already! so when u get, u go doc and get injection and medicine and u be ok! [Kenny] u hav std [Kenny] if i kana how? [Kenny] me young <*****> hey! U NOT RESPONDING TO MEEEE!!! WHICH GIRL U TALKING TO!!! I THOUGHT U SAID U LOVE ME~!!!! WHY U NOT CHATTING WITH ME? U SUPOSED TO BE CHATTING ONLY WITH ME! YOUR GF! OEI! HELLO! [Kenny] i here soory i surfing net [Kenny] canot mah <*****> i also young <*****> we all young [Kenny] when i say tat [Kenny] ok [Kenny] pls <*****> :( <*****> i going into depression [Kenny] u are crazy <*****> u got another girl right? u dun love me [Kenny] when i say i luv u <*****> when u say u wanna touch me and serious wif me [Kenny] u are crazy [Kenny] bye -----I would have thought that guys who have gone into school before, and since singapore there is compulsary education laws, he should know that STD (sexually transmitted disease) is incurable. How can anyone just go for a jab and be ok! if thats the case, I guess the doctor who has discovered a cure for aids is not recognised or has not been given credit yet? Looks like he might even have some kind of STD and not even know of it. His definition of a serious gf was not to love but to LUST. And he thought that by saying that he was looking for a serious gf, he could have us just after asking our age and that it was a ticket to getting some sex.
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she left that guy dangling naked, with nowhere to hide his bits 4:15 PM
20 SPOT the NOTS
- contributed by a fellow reader wants to remain un-named. Thank you for your insightful contribution!
Basically, there are too many different types of men in irc. These different faces of men, spotted by one of our readers are all listed below. Some of them are pretty humourous and make you go "hey! yeah! thats true!" Read on!
1. Desperatos - Guys who wan gf badly without actual understanding of real love. Some just break up with gf then straight away try to find new ones using their "sad cases" to win sympathy
2. Sickos - Guys who wan girls' stuff like panties
3. Bastards - Guys who target on young primary or secondary school girls
4. Sugar Daddies - Guys who got too many spare cash and seeking pleasure (usually target on girls 10 yrs younger than them)
5. Actors - Wolves in sheep clothes
6. Plotters - Pretend as girls to intro themselves to other openminded girls
7. Gigglo Weaklings - Guys who only interested in older women, and they basically just want to spend women money without working
8. CMI* Hunks - Guys who think they are so suave and muscular or whatever and that all girls must like them * CMI= abreviation for singlish term "cannot make it"
9. Gonecases - Guys who only have sex in their minds forever, everything they do is related to sex
10. Attention Seekers - Guys who are already pervertic to an extreme that they want to share their perverticacts with certain type of audience
11. Yandao Fling Seekers - Guys who are really goodlooking, got nice cars and good command of English -very popular among girls but they only out for flings and "free of charge" one night stands and no commitment of real love
12. Perverts - Guys who only like to chat dirty and do dirty things with girls
13. Gays - Do I need to say more? =p
14. Ah Beng Kias - Guys who can only scold vulgar very fluently such as KNNCB or FU but their english in conversations really turn you off
15. Intelligent Scholars - Guys who forever look down on girls, who only seek for intelligent pretty women to match their status before they chat
16. Boring Dudes - Guys who chat on boring topics such as politics and economics, asking your father, mother or even your pet mouse!
17. Shy Nerds - Guys who just start on becoming a sicko or pervert, they usually chat decent but they try to ask the girls more dirty questions in slower pace as they aren't bold enough to do so
18. Lame Jokers - Guys who have group of friends to chat with them in main channel so they don't usually seek private chats. They usually like to tease the girls in main
19. The God Sister seekers - Guys who are out there finding god sisters but usually with bad motives. Why? Cos they can get intimate with god sisters by hugging or kissing them as a god brother
20. Experienced Chatters - Guys who are already victims before so they are very careful in showing off their new identities.
she left that guy dangling naked, with nowhere to hide his bits 1:01 PM
WebWhore
who's your daddy mama?
_that sexy devil behind the screen_
A crew of girls setting out to fish out the moral wrongs of internet meetings and what really goes on during the chat.
These men have shamed the name of the male gender.
Regardless of legal or illegal age for the males requesting for sex, it is a downright insult to females to have men asking for sex within 2 mins into an introduction.
Females deserve more respect than being used as a sex toy, satisfying male sexual urges.
We bring to you the uncensored ugliness of the internet chatzone that the media has failed to bring to our attention
Society may be more open today but it does not give anyone the right to assume that females can be treated as commodities that can be bought off the shelf nor that females are stores which men can walk in and out of whenever they fancy.
UPDATES! (23 Feb 2007)
We'll be on Channel News Asia's Blogtv.sg
Watch for what others and we have to say on 27th Feb (next tuesday), 8.30pm
this blog should serve as an educational eye opener to the singapore virtual chatzone particularly to the young ladies exploring the world of net-meeting
This blog is crude, obnoxious and does not care for any resemblance in chat patterns observed.
Thats how the real world is like
What you see may not be what you get
this site serves as a warning to all the men out there
that whoever you're chatting with might not
be a sweet pussy but a conviving one
Whatever your mother tells you about the
dangers of internet chatroom meeting...
...she is not joking nor exaggerating
enjoy your stay here.
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